MY VIRTUAL BOYFRIEND

Honey, I don't know about you but what you wrote the other day had me "spinning." The little "comments" on my facebook page make me want to jump you! How do you feel about me? Hmmm? I was just wondering because we have been going "back n forth" for quite a while. When your comments turned to texts on my phone, I could not wait to get back home and send you a message through one of the many "social sites" we both take part in. I thought I would change my status on my facebook page to "Hmmmmmmmm" or "mmmmmmm" just for you. No one knows who it is for. Do you like it? I really hope so because I want to drive you crazy and make you feel "tortured." Ok? ; ha

I was also wondering if you wanted to write a story about yourself and send it my way so that I could imagine what you are really like and kind of get a feel for you in a very "virtually intimate" way. You know, so I could imagine what it would be like to have dinner with you in a romantic place and then follow it up with "whatever." You know? Like how you would dress for a romantic dinner by the sea or what you would order for your meal. Would you order for me? Would you order expensive or cheap wine? Do you like chocolate mousse? Text me or send me an e-mail and tell me all about it. I just can't wait. Mmmmmmmmmmm. You know you have always been my type....tall, dark and adventurous. Just my kind of man.

Did you get my text the other day? I couldn't sleep and all I could do was think of you while I tossed and turned. So, I took off my clothes and imagined what it was like to have you next to me. When I got your text "Hey Sexy" at 3am in the morning, I wanted to scream. I was sooooo frustrated that I thought about changing my status on facebook again! You always do this to me whenever you text me or comment on anything I'm doing. It makes me crazy! ;

I know you live thousands of miles away and are married, but this is innocent fun....isn't it? I know you will never get here so this is just a whole lot of computer talk. Right? I mean you mentioned that you would like to fly and see me, but that was a long time ago, so I guess this is how it will be? So, let's have fun and imagine what it would be like to "play virtually," you know?

Let's start with waking up in the morning and what I like to do. I'm an early riser and love a good cup of coffee in the morning and taking in a breath of fresh air. I'm always happy in the morning and I like to clear up a bit and make sure everything is in place so I can start my day. My favorite weather is when it is a bit chilly in the morning and then stays around 70-80 degrees most of the day. Most of the time I write for a while before I make business calls to New York. If you were here, I would skip the business calls for obvious reasons as long as I make the "cut off" time for New Yorkers after lunch. Otherwise if I miss the calls to them by lunchtime, it is impossible to reach any of them especially on a Friday. While I'm making calls I would plan my day and hopefully we could go for a cup of coffee or a "bite" at lunchtime if you could get out of work. That would be nice, wouldn't it?

Please e-mail, text or comment if any of this appeals to you. I really want to get to know you in a "close" way. Then we can really have some fun! Right? I thought of you the other day when I imagined us in a beautiful hotel on the beach in Greece. Kind of like the one in the movie "Shirley Valentine." Did you ever see it? What a fantastic movie! One of my other favorite movies of all times is "Somethings Gotta Give." Do you remember the house in that film on the beach? I can imagine myself in that type of setting one day. Also I LOVE Diane Keaton! She is too cool....I also love Annie Hall! Well, I hope you like those sort of movies or we would never get along. I need someone with a good sense of humor! You seem like you are pretty funny whenever you leave me messages on my cell phone.

Well, I'm glad we got so intimate today because now I can have a great weekend knowing that you "want me" or my profile pic turns you on. Either way, I'm glad that you think about me as much as I think of you! ; I hope you have a wonderful weekend with your wife and think of me when you drink your favorite wine. ; ha

Feel free to text me when you feel like it or change your "status" with some sort of "private" message. I can't wait! Bye 4 Now...........x

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